On Saturday night we had a semi date night. We cooked dinner at the house and went to the 8:30 showing of Step Brothers, which is pee in your pants hilarious. We also saw Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at the movies...in pearl. Seriously caught us off guard and it took all we had to not tackle them and make complete red-neck fools of ourselves over pictures and autographs, but somehow we refrained. They were super cool, calm, and collected as they uneventfully walked out of the main entrance, unnoticed or bothered by anyone and got into his new Range Rover and drove away leaving me B, possibly C list star struck.
Now for the nightmare...
Afterwards, as we pulled into our driveway we quickly noticed that someone had been to our house and had added new yard decor among a lot of other things. We had spiral reflective do-thingys hanging where our ferns once were, there was a pink flamingo, purple duck, orange butterfly, several gnomes, 1 garage sale sign that was taken from Farmington Station, 1 home for sale sign from Chestnut Drive, a small bird house hanging on our front door where some daisy's use to be, welcome home written in side walk chalk in front of our door, side walk chalk on hubs company car tires, side walk chalk tic-tac-toe by the mail box and last but not least there was a sidewalk chalk outlined body with a decapitated head in our carport. Of all the things left for us that evening the decapitated head was the freakiest of all and my #1 reason for calling the Sheriff's Dept. That's right, I completely freaked out and called the Sheriff's Dept. had an officer come out to take a statement, file a report and I requested an hourly patrol of the area. Sounds ridiculous but I felt it necessary just in case this was some sort of encrypted message from an unknown enemy. I also had the hubs load the gun and teach me how to use it.
So, unknown enemy, if your reading this beware because I'm armed, dangerous and not taking this lightly.
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